Stewie from Family Guy as a USB toy

All you need to do is plug the new USB Stewie into your USB port, download the included software and spend hours seeing Stewie responding to your keystrokes with sounds and gestures.

Some of the sound clips you'll hear are, "Silence!" and "Stop mocking me!" I hope they also included my personal favorite Stewie quote, "Victory is mine!" he also blink his evil baby eyes, wave his arm menacingly, and also shoot his death ray at you. All this, while looking cute and cuddly on your desktop.